I am proud to be a sad muppet!
(... and no, I didn't take the camcorder along...
As for the grassing up, no - I merely mentioned it to the wife who blabbed. (Honest!)
Twin Galaxies take Atari ST submission too... Though you may need to come up with a decent emulator with AVI output if the real thing isn't to hand (also no games with hacks/cracks/intros). Hook, line, damn missed!